There will be no FREDs that have been gutted and placed upon a short piece of track, there to be lovingly refurbished with all the things deemed necessary for nightly comfort, a landscaped bed of pansies waving gently in the breeze to greet the weary traveler in his quest for evening accommodations.
There will be no buzzing neon sign hanging jauntily at the entrance to the property proclaiming vacancy, or not, at the EOT Motel.
Their flanks will not sport the colorful liveries and slogans and company emblems of all the great railroads that we have known and loved for so many years---
And watch die.
No one will rise early, slide their feet into warm slippers and perch themselves in the cupola or bay window, steaming coffee in hand, there to wipe off the night’s breath from window panes and enjoy a glorious morning view of some mountain range or memorable curve on a line whose history was first inked in a century past.
FRED will never know enshrinement in some city park or on some disjointed house track adjacent to a preserved old depot, his new home surrounded by chain link and barbed wire, adorned with signs that announce the hazards and penalties of climbing on the equipment.
And, to the taxpayer’s relief, there certainly won’t be any preservation groups gathering to desperately wave “SAVE THE FRED!” banners as city council meetings are called to discuss the disposition of some unsightly and graffiti covered piece of railroad memorabilia that no one ever comes to see anymore.
The golden age of children waving enthusiastically as the caboose breezes past a grade crossing died almost a full generation ago, as did the jobs that were lost to a box that has no arms to wave with, and whose only breath is a faint hiss of air escaping through worn gladhand rubbers.
No heart.
No soul.
No moving parts.
No generator belt for power.
And no smokejack showing signs of a hot stove brewing coffee.
Just the inhuman act of flashing red.
Rick Malo©2023